Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? - Jessica Simpson

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada - Britney Spears (April 2004 - Blender Magazine)

What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like Wall stuff? - Paris Hilton

Smoking kills. If you're not killed, you've lost an important part of your life. - Brooke Sheilds (age 15)

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)

I'm not Anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. - Jessica Simpson

Fiction writing is great. Yu can make up almost anything - Ivana Trump

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. - Paris Hilton - December 2003

Lets get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Lets get THAT straight. Crack is whack. - Whitney Houston (2 years before she entered rehab)

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher. - Linda Evangelista

I wont get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day - Linda Evangelista

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone - Michael Jackson

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken by the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She's looking like a ROCK scientist - Tara Reid

So many of the people in the arenas here were under-prividged anyway. This is working very well for them. - Barabra Bush (September 2005, during the Katrina disaster)

We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees - Jason Kidd

I can do anything as long as I don't have to speak - Linda Evangelista

I'm using my brain for the first time in a long time - Victoria Beckham

If I could read a book, I'd defintely read one of yours. - Paris Hilton

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. - Britney Spears

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman - Arnold Swartzanegger