Were Miley and Selena Told to Diss New Moon? Why are people so up in arms about the comments Miley Cyrus made about not liking Twilight? I'm sure there are plenty more people out there that don't care for it either. ...

Why Won't Sarah Palin Go Away? Sarah Palin: Why won't she just go the hell away? —JYLynn, via Twitter Her lingering corpse does seem odd, given she was slaughtered during the election, then drawn...

Will the Twilight Kids Have "Real" Acting Careers? Do you think the New Moon kids are actually going to have careers after all the Twilight drama dies down? Or be taken seriously? —Queen of Shoes, via Twitter Well,...

What Does Lady Gaga's Bizarre "Bad Romance" Video Mean, Anyway? Lady Gaga's video for "Bad Romance" is either astonishingly brilliant or horrifyingly, beyond-belief stupid. What do you think? Guide your lemmings, Answer Bitch! —Liz,...

Why Can't Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Shut Up? Why can't Michael Lohan or Jon Gosselin shut up? Is it a disease? —L, via the Answer B!tch inbox I wish it were, just so I could claim credit for the discovery and...

Is Posing Nude Ever a Good Idea for Famous Guys? What could Levi Johnston possibly gain by posing naked for Playgirl? —Babs G., via the Answer B!tch inbox You mean besides money and the eternal high that comes with...

Do Celebs Really Hang Out in Strip Clubs? What's up with Fergie and her hubby? Did he seriously cheat on her with a stripper? —Lauren J., via Facebook Well, let's see, we have the stripper, named Nicole...

How Weird Are All Those New Moon Vampire People? So what was the most interesting or weirdest answer you heard at your New Moon press junket? —MDuncan, via Twitter You mean I have to pick just one? On Friday I sat...

Podcast: Why Didn't Rihanna Speak Out Sooner? Rihanna finally spoke out about domestic violence this week. What took her so long? —via the Answer B!tch mailbox She has broken her silence! All over the place! In...

Why Is That Michael Jackson Movie Out for Only Two Weeks? Is Michael Jackson's This Is It only in theaters for two weeks to get fans into a frenzy or to have the DVD out on time for the holiday season? —James L., via...

How Can Tweens Think Miley's Worse Than Kanye? Why have the tweens suddenly turned on Miley Cyrus? There was just a survey calling her a bad influence. —Forlu, via the Answer B!tch inbox Like I KNOW, RIGHT? Especially...

I'm Sick of Vampires—What's the Next Big Monster? Zombies and vampires, while entertaining, are wearing thin. What do we think will be the new trend? —Alicia Broun Lamar, via Facebook We do not think when we are the...

Is There Any Real Dirt on Selena Gomez? How come everybody seems to love Selena Gomez? You can't go anywhere to look for dirt on this girl. —Andre H.G., via the Answer B!tch inbox And thus the circle was...

Does Jennifer Aniston Only Take Three-Minute Showers? I heard this really stupid tidbit, that in an effort to save the environment, Jennifer Aniston takes a three-minute shower in which she also brushes her teeth. Is this even possible? What other...

Podcast: Are Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg the Same Guy? Are Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg the same person? Are their careers headed in the same direction? —Veronica, via Facebook After hours of painful guesswork I can...

Is Britney Spears Music Really Torture in Gitmo? What's with these rock artists complaining about their songs being used to faze Gitmo detainees? How can a Britney Spears song be called "torture"? —April,...

Can K.Stew Stop Paparazzi From Covering Her? How can mags like OK! publish celeb photos without their permission? Kristen Stewart stated she's sick of herself in all the papers, can't she do something? —Ana,...

Why Does John Stamos Gotta Lie? Madonna, Too! Why did John Stamos bother to lie about being drunk on a talk show when it was so obvious he was? And now he's confessed—why lie if you're just going to get...

Can Balloon Boy's Family Still Get a Reality Show? How could Balloon Family get a reality show if the parents get convicted of felonies? Isn't it illegal to profit off of a crime? —J., via the Answer B!tch inbox It...

Can We Blame Gosselin Mania on the Recession? What's with the obsession over people who aren't stars, like Kate Gosselin? Is it a recession thing? —Kaybe, via the Answer B!tch inbox The fixation on Kate...