Bitch-Back! Breaking News—Johnny's a Hottie Dear Ted: A.T. is part of my early morning ritual, helping me start the day on a light (or juicy) note before diving into work. Johnny Depp as People's Sexiest is fine by...

Is New Moon Even Good? Shocker—New Moon is dominating the box office. The second Twi flick grossed $26.3 million just in midnight showings. Sorry, Twi haters, but this franchise is here to...

Eclipse Darker? Breaking Dawn on Hold? Suits Speak! New Moon is going to open huge today, no doubt about it, so it's never too soon to look ahead.  We recently chatted with producer Bill Bannerman and screenwriter Melissa...

Spoiler Blab! Desperate Housewives Body Count "Five." —So reveals our inside Desperate Housewives source regarding the total number of deaths resulting from this season's cliffhanger plane catastrophe. We're...

Crotch Returns in Slinky, Undercover Blind Vice! Darlings, we were going to give you a New Moon Vice update, but for all of you who are so sick of vampires you could cry blood, we'll reward you by bringing back an oldie but yummy...

No Twilight for Dave Navarro: "I'm an Adult!" While supporting fellow rock babe Mary Weiland during her book party (Fall to Pieces) at Book Soup in West Hollywood, Dave Navarro told me he's "Team Nobody," when I asked if he was on...

Bitch-Back! Is Megan Fox Over Being Foxy? Dear Ted: So Megan Fox is trying to go a different route with her image now because "women think she's a slut"? I'm sure her negative image has nothing to do with the...

Blab Blab Blab: Ashley's Afraid of Being Typecast "I mean, a lot of it has to do with what's fun and exciting. But I think I have the advantage of being a chameleon. I want to play every and any role—I don't want to be stuck in...

Truth, Lies & Ted: Twilight Special New Moon hits theaters at midnight, which is why we've made this week nonstop Twilight (next week for you haters we'll try and just stop, promise). As Twilight fever hits, I sink my teeth...

How Paris Has Changed Nikki Twilight's Nikki Reed sat down with Rachael Ray to promote New Moon, and that dubious chef and fake nicey-type got Nikki to spill some deets about her love life. Relax, Team Kristen,...

Ridiculous Twilight Hookups in an "All Taken" Cast "I think Megan Fox was actually touted once. Which is ridiculous! I don't know how that happened. That poor girl is so saturated [in the media] with sex." —Our new New...

Bitch-Back! Miley Misses the Spotlight Dear Ted: Who does Miley Cyrus think she is these days? First, claiming she's never heard a Jay-Z song and that she doesn't listen to pop music? And now, I've read reports...

Screw Edward! Screw Jacob! We're Team Emmett Hey, Margo and Charlie Casablanca reporting. While every stupid human out there is so busy bitch-fighting over who has the better abs—Robert Pattinson or Taylor...

Caught! Halle With Another Dude! AnnaLynne Lusting! Halle Berry, looking spectacular with no makeup again, catching a production of Dreamgirls at the Apollo in New York—and without that handsome, younger baby daddy of hers, Gabriel...

Abuse Us Some More, Rob Pattinson! This is too friggin' funny. While Robert Pattinson taped a segment for the The Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Friday), he asked a fan to strip off her clothes. And she did! "I was...

Bitch-Back! Taylor Swift Gets Around! Dear Ted: Any dirt on Joe Jonas? And do you think he really did cheat on Taylor Swift? Too bad, I liked them as a couple. —Phii  Dear Joe Dirt: I...

Costars and Suits Give Robsten Their Blessings! The fact that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart didn't pose together on the New Moon premiere red carpet—and didn't hang much at the afterparty—rubbed many Twilight fans the...

Would You Do...a Single Kellan Lutz in This Suit? "Well, I'm single, so let's see what these girls are bringing to the table!"  —The delicious and drool-worthy Kellan Lutz when we filled him in on all his...

Blab Blab Blab: Tattoos for the First Lady? "I think she should get a tat, that would just freak 'em out!" —Sassy Vivica A. Fox at the Bel-Air Film Festival, regarding her advice for first lady Michelle...

Is Zac Efron Hollywood's Next Leading Man? "We tried to do the musical version, but we couldn't get the rights."  —Zac Efron joking back when we asked about his choice to go for a role in Me and Orson...